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I had one as a kid, and my daughter and her friends are having as much fun as I did.
I just recently got this product, and so I sat down to use it and asked it "who am I speaking with". He throws away all of the products I own that he didn't endorse, for example, all of my paper towels. Slowly the key moved to spell out "Billy Mays Here". Immediately after that there was a burst of cold air, and now he won't leave my house. I have to clean all my messes with Zorbeez, as he will not allow me to keep anything else. Its not all bad, I came home on my birthday and he had gotten me a Big City Slider Station, which actually works pretty good.
I'm a full time bar tender, so with all the black lights in the club, I'm able to connect lost souls, read clearly what they are saying, and mix up your favorite martini simultaneously. This device is also completely wireless and only requires UV light to charge itself. When this happens, just ask the universe to make the signal clearer and.voila. A multitasking medium's dream come true. If a spirit reaches your board in error, advise them to hang up and dial Yes Yes No to reach the main operator. No longer will I be bound to keep separate my mundane and spiritual professions. Once you get this board going, it moves on its own. Sometimes the signal can get a little hazy.
Even better, you pay for the item and there are no service charges or connection fees. That means you get free "board to board" messaging, data options, international and inter-dimensional dialing, and no roaming charges. Lone users beware: Using the board alone can lead to muscle spasms, itchy skin, and demon possessions unless you encircle yourself with Himalayan pink rock salt. If the spirit refuses, you can transfer them yourself by dialing Moon Yes Goodbye on your board, wait for the sound of the banshee, and dial ASDFGHJKL.
What can I say about the Ouija that hasn't been said or the Ouija board has said for us.It's timeless.It's not expensive.It can move around by itself, cause demonic possession in small children.It can burn images into itself depicting past, present and future victims.Just don't do what I did and draw an inverted pentagram on it.Me and my cousin did that, and every time we asked the spirit what it's name was it spelled out "666".Supposedly this is supposed to cause instant demonic possession.My cousins head is still spinning from that night. Literally.The fact that this version glows in the dark is even better.Back in the old days we had to use candles we stole from the church down the street.Don't you just love how the worlds of technology and spiritualism have finally come together to give us something remarkable.Now instead of burning candles, summoning demons who's name start with a "6" in the pitch black, hoping the planchette doesn't fly off the board and knock over one of the candles starting a fire.NOW you can just look right at the glowing board while whatever hideous creature from the netherworld you summoned can sneak right up behind you without any fear of accidents.The Glow in the Dark Ouija comes.Recommended.
After the session remember to pick up all the rice and throw it into a running water (a river in our case). Pain in the butt. They wouldn't ship to Croatia, so I had it shipped to a USA address and then re-shipped. We only used it once. When it finally came, we tried it and it worked (althou none of the things "said" happened so far). We protected the workspace with a circle of rice. As for product itself, we had candles burning so I dont know how long it would have glowed in the dark. Also, the board is a bit on the smaller size.
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